March 2012
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my head hurts like a motherfucker
it’s bed time but I’m not tired. Well, I am tired, but mental tired, like I could not carry on an actual conversation right now, not body tired.
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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In the End- A Dave Karofsky fic
savekenny:
regular-lord-joesus:
One shot Dave Karofsky fic in which Dave thinks about a few things on the day his world fell apart.
Trigger warning: suicide
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holy crap i think my heart just broke into a million pieces
I just felt my heart shatter.
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So a guy who I sit next to in Psychology
like my status about how whenever I paint my nails, I suddenly get itchy everywhere.
YOU ARE A DUDE. WHO DOESN’T DO GIRLISH THINGS, LIKE PAINTING YOUR NAILS. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS LIKING MY STATUS.
On a side note: it’s rainy as FUCK outside. Meaning tomorrow morning is going to suck. (Not that it wasn’t going to suck if it wasn’t raining, BUT you get my point.)
ANYWAYS....
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ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
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A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
The Harry Potter movies are too good for an academy award.
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crossing off the things I've done
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident (minor but...
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Bittersweet
reichenfeels:
watsonisthebamfking:
benedicthiddleston:
Summary: One thought. Two bullets. Three words. John regresses to a past state only to be met by a wall of indecision. If Sherlock is dead, what more in life is there for John?
Shipping: Johnlock
Warning: Lots of angst.
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
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this fucking fic you guys
this fucking fic
it hurts
so bad
Anonymous asked: THAT'S OKAY, WE DIDN'T WANT THAT PUNK ASS UNFOLLOWER HERE ANYWAY. <3 MORE AWESOMENESS FOR THE REST OF US. FUCK YEAH.
pavarottilives:
ameliaponds:
“And under here,...
chicksdigthephoenix:
8bitboy:
FUUUUCK
...
theindustriousprocrastinator:
JUST PRESS PLAY...
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lol lost a follower.
OH JUST MADE A SHIT DAY LOVELIER
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Unpopular opinion?
ke-kawit:
I think David’s love confession to Kurt was the most sincere “I love you” moment we got on Glee.
The phrase, “I love you” is so tossed around so much (not only on Glee, but in real life) it’s nice to see someone— a boy, who seemed so unsure of himself and so afraid that he finally was able to confess his love for another boy. David may have technically said, “I think I love you.”...
lokiiagobaelish:
pinch-harmonic:
zero-san:
...
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Watchm00ke:
brianvsilvers:
galaxywarrior:
riptide-:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
WAT IS AIR ASDKLFJASKLDJFA
OMG OMG I”M PEEING OMG
BRB, dying.
oh my god LOOOOOOL
I AM CRYING HOLY SHITBALLS
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Watchjoshjailbait:
downandoutt:
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAA
omfg
oh my god I’m crying
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Butterflies can’t see their own wings. They can’t see the intricate patterns and delicately painted colors. They don’t know that they’re beautiful. People are kind of like that too.
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caitikoi:
thereichenbachfinn:
gredandforge-weasley:
I hope Rick Santorum’s OTP never gets together.
#rick santorum/presidency #gay marriage/disbandment #America/the stone ages #republicans/congress #bible/everything #klaine
#KLAINE
"The 'War Horse' actor [Benedict Cumberbatch]...
reichenfeels:
sherlockjumpedoffbartsand:
*dies*
avadakedavrachel:
regular-lord-joesus:
...
February 2012
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Do you ever have these tiny seemingly...
absinthfairy:
tae-la-la:
When I was in Middle School, I was completely (pathetically) head over heels in love with this boy who was a year older than me. He was a Freshman in High School, so I only ever got to see him on the bus. We’d always been really close and crush-y towards each other, but it just hadn’t come to fruition yet.
Anyway, one day, for no real reason, he decided to steal at...
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
seaofglasz:
edgingoninsanity:
kayla-bella:
alexaraye:
supuru:
mega-meister:
no, I don’t think you guys understand how fantastic this site is
I just listened to orchestra music followed by mother mother, the proclaimers, the red hot chili peppers, and Detektivbyran.
because my music taste is fucking awesome.
I lika this a lot!
Whoever came up with this.. I love you. So...
That awkward moment when you're standing with two...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
