January 2012
Remus was hit with the killing curse when he...
myharrypotterhcs:
He was trying to protect Nymphadora from Bellatrix, his last words were ‘Nymphadora, watch out Bellatrix is behind you’ She would have survived but she didn’t turn around to protect herself, instead she let tears fall from her eyes as she used her last breath to say ‘Don’t call me Nymphadora’
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Excuse me while I go murder...
pissed off for no reasons when yesterday I want to pretty much kill myself.
GREAT.
Fucking roller coaster emotions can you fuck off for about the rest of my life?
thegirl-whowas-onfire replied to your post: I guess everyone that I follow is at a party
being tipsy or drunk isn’t any fun without friends. at least that’s how it is for me. I’m in the same boat with ya hun!
Everything’s just pissing me off. From my mother literally falling asleep on the couch watching TV because she goes to bed at 4 in the morning and then gets bitchy when she wakes up,...
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I guess everyone that I follow is at a party
Because my dash is dead.
I am still at home. because I do not have friends who want me at any parties.
My mother is watching something about Prairie Home Companion and she’s fucking asleep because Garrison Keillor lulls anyone and everyone to sleep except me.
Because I’m too pissed off the sleep.
All I want to right now is go on a smashing rampage through my house, breaking every...
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Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
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phone is going off:
Oh yay I have a frie-
no, nope, it’s just twitter.
scroll through the tags for entertainment if you must
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atrociousaardvark:
thisgingersnapsback:
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Why. is. it. always. so. bloody. difficult. with. you.” e muttered furiously, punctuating each word with a kiss. “Why can’t you just accept this, accept us?”
Tumblr groaned, eyes shut and the familiar arousal spiking at the feel of e’s skin on his. It wasn’t right, it wasn’t, but he couldn’t deny that something in him, some...
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oscarstardis:
Book One: The Tumblr Games.
Book Two: Liking Fire
Book Three: Rebloggingjay
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FASSBENDER. YOU ARE SO GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE.
WHY. YOU LOOK LIKE A CREEPY/HANDSOME SHARK. HOW ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE.
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thegirl-whowas-onfire replied to your post: thegirl-whowas-onfire replied to your post: So…
b-but shinyyyy
Shiny nails or awkward creepy coming on-to?
I’ll go with neither and keep breaking my nails off during my riding lessons.
thegirl-whowas-onfire replied to your post: So this nail buffer kiosk at the mall attacked my nail today.
I LOVE THOSE SHINY NAILS YESYESYESYESYES
railophone replied to your post: So this nail buffer kiosk at the mall attacked my nail today.
DUDE THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO OMG. I FILED IT OFF LOLOLOL
BUT HIS AWKWARD FLIRTING. I JUST I CAN’T. DO NOT WANT SHINY NAILS.
AND. HE DIDN’T...
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So this nail buffer kiosk at the mall attacked my...
But good lord, the guy doing the buffer thing to my nail was really cute, and foreign. But he was quite obviously awkwardly flirting with me. It’s like, “Yeah, you’re cute, but asking my age is just awwwwwwwwwkward.” So now my thumb nail is all smooth and shiny and I don’t like it. But it’s like that for another month. Shit.
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I was going to make a video but I'd have to do it...
The lighting in my car port is shit. And if I do it in my house, my parents will be all “WTF is she doing” and interrupt my video about 7 times.
Maybe I’ll do it once they go to bed.
The 3rd GIF starting with S fell down the stairs....
thegifinyourfolder:
Fell down:
Warned them:
Submitted by: Anon
Fell Down:
Warned Them:
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2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
brittana head canon #14
adlergasm:
brittany-santana:
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When the people of tumblr find two people that...
the-thiefs-downfall:
when something makes me happy: gdsgdgd
when something makes me sad: afefdhfdjht
when something surprises me: sdgsdggd
when something makes me mad: adsgsg
when exclaiming something to my god: agddfhhf
gsfrgdg: sgshdfdgh
Reblog if your celebrity crush is much older than...
guns-n-fuckin-roses:
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
December 2011
“There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch
HE KNOWS ABOUT THE PORN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
(via skarosoul)
ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT