tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
buffy the vampire slayer is basically a feminist version of supernatural written by joss whedon with less angst, more sass and more gay why it doesn’t have a bigger following on here i’ll never understand
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
That’ll be 10 groot please.
sardonic-grin said: tulip, poinsettia, and primrose
- Tulip:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
I honestly cannot remember what cake I had for my last birthday, it might have been my sister’c carrot cake. But I really want like plain vanilla cake with as MANY strawberries as you can fit on it.
- Poinsettia:Favorite holiday dish?
For Thanksgiving it’s a tie between the stuffing we haven’t had in 5 years that I am VERY bitter about and sweet potatoes.
For Christmas it’s yorkshire pudding. I could honestly eat about a metric ton of that and still want more.
- Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?
Either creamy tomato or butternut squash.
anpan-sparkingu said: Allium and azalea please!
- Allium:What’s the best thing you can cook?
I can cook pretty much anything if you give me a recipe but I make really good brownies with white chocolate chips and orange.
- Azalea:What’s a movie you cried while watching?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
You’re tired of hearing about it? Think about how fucking exhausting it is living it.
cute ass flower questions
- Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
- Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
- Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
- Foxglove: Name three facts about your family.
- Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
- Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
- Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
- Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
- Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
- Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
- Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
- Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
- Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
- Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
- Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
- Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
- Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
- Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
- Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
- Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
- Violet: Do you like where you're from?
- Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
- Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
- Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
- Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
- Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
- Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
- Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
- Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
- Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies.
How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body?
This is a FABULOUS set of body refs. So glad this came back across my dash so I could reblog it here :D
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
go nuts tumblr
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit
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