NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT
This was written by a woman.
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts
You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
"Why did you dress Clyde up like a shark?"
"Miss Hudson has concerned the winter has been unduly harsh on him so she knitted several turtle cozies. I find them amusing to look at, would have been a nice way to wake up."
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
An Edit a Day ⚜ Benedict Cumberbatch ⚜ [271/?]
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
Of course secretly I always make sure he has a chocolate chip no matter what.
If I ever let you wear my hoodie, then you must be pretty fucking important to me.
this turkey represents my responsibilities catching up to me
she should’ve honked the horn while the turkey was in front of her car
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