You know what? I’m pretty smart
I should be on the…………..
Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.
Tumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.
For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:
you may now resume your regularly scheduled blogging
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
This website is full of psychopaths
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
IT’S TURNING ON
Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
THANK YOU. More men, whether or not you find us attractive, need to treat us fat chicks with respect. Every time I go out with my friends and a guy approaches them, I get ignored or treated like I am the protective fire-breathing monster they need to get THROUGH to get to my hot friends.
Look, you don’t wanna sleep with me, that’s fine. Chances are I don’t wanna sleep with you because you’re a douche. But treating me like I’m some type of annoying growth you need to “get rid of” is fucked up. Be a respectful human being.
It’s not an effin game
do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone
The routine in C block was that Rick’s alarm clock would go off at 6am every morning, generally earning a chorus of “boo”s from the others in their cells.
The first night that Daryl and Carol spent together, Daryl hiccupped in the middle of the “boo,” making it sound like “boob.”
To which Glenn heckled, “Stop bragging!”
Carol couldn’t stop laughing for ten full minutes at Daryl’s mortified face.
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